I Have a Few Corrections

 - Daria you have no idea how to ride a horse. No, no you do not. Stop saying you do, you dont.
 - Daria do you really think i would put that much time into conspiring against you? George Bush...maybe. You, no. Darling, its called karma. Whenever i happen to be needing to tell you something very important, you never anwser your phone. Now when you are bored i was accually busy. Karma.
 - Daria the gay community hates you. You are offensive.
 - Daria you are against little people. The hate you too.
 - Daria i got Monty Python and the Holy Grail     and Airheads. Burning Airheads as i post this.
 - Daria, no i have not heard those songs, but have you ever heard Spring Time for Hitler? no, no you have not. Lets call it even.
 - Daria When you talk for 5+ minutes on my VOICEMAIL, you know you have a problem. Just think it came from the psycologist-to-be!
 - And last but not least - Daria did you not notice how all of my "corrections" start (and involve) you?