AWESOME

dudes, i saw this movie opening night. i give it a 8/10. The opening song with Alicia Keys and Jack White was a good song and they seemed to me to get their heart and soul into that song. I was disappointed in the graphics for that part though. The movie was fantastical.

AGHHHHH

i ordered another ipod-like device: an 80 gig Zune. my little cute 4g (that i named Rolf) has run out of memory. it makes me sad, but oh well. now this 80g is supose to be amazing. i am so excited to get it, i feel like a little kid on christmas. 

Lets Accept the Fact and Move On

Daria, lets accept the fact and move on. YOU ARE NOT GOING. Lets say it calmly together, visulise me there with you saying it,

*You (change the "you' to a 'I' just incase you forgot) are/am not going to the concert. You (change to 'I' again) must accept the fact and move on. The sooner you (change to 'i') can accept it you (change to 'i') can do greater activities with your (change to 'my') life than dreding the facts of life.*

Now do you not feel much better about yourself? 

  

Dr. Feel Good

I am Right, Just Accept It

If i am right, i am right. DO NOT argue with me. I am right you are wrong. deal with it. Spot argueing with me, because you are going to loss that agruement. Got it? great. 

GO GREEN!

PLEASE PLEASE THINK OF THE PLANET. IT IS SUPOSE TO END IN FOUR SHORT YEARS. I WOULD LIKE IT TO END THEN, NOT SOONER THAN EXPECTED

My Tie Dyeing Experiance

My buddy Lauren and i decided to Tie Dye some of our clothing. Here are some pics. 

okay forget about the pics. it is giving me a hard time about posting them.  i will try agian later. but untill then use yoru imagionation. 

GO GREEN!

PLEASE PLEASE THINK OF THE PLANET. IT IS SUPOSE TO END IN FOUR SHORT YEARS. I WOULD LIKE IT TO END THEN, NOT SOONER THAN EXPECTED

Haveing Trouble

i am having some trouble with the Last Fm thingamagig. deal with it. 

GO GREEN!

PLEASE PLEASE THINK OF THE PLANET. IT IS SUPOSE TO END IN FOUR SHORT YEARS. I WOULD LIKE IT TO END THEN, NOT SOONER THAN EXPECTED

God i Love Larry King.......Even Better With Aliens

this video is...bizzare. i dont beleive the video. I belive in aliens. i believe they are smarter with us, thus why we dont know for sure whether or not ther truely excist. Hell i would nto even bother with earth if i were an alien. 

But this guy has two teenage ddaughters in his home, in nebraska. It was just some guy tryign to freak the dad out to get with the girls. odd way of doing it but it was creative and despete times call for desprete measures. 

I hate spelling. 

Kathleen Madigan also does a comic on aliens and farmers. i will find it later today and post it up. 

Untill then, watch the funniest interviewer on a a halarious subject. 

You Gotta Love the Pope

The following are excerts out of a Yahoo News Article. 

"Under the new laws, police will be able to stop conduct that "causes annoyance or inconvenience to participants" in World Youth Day events, which are expected to draw hundreds of thousands of young people to Sydney."

"The Sydney Morning Herald online carried a picture of a more loaded T-shirt reading: "The Pope touched me Down Under" -- a pun on Australia's informal name and the Catholic sex abuse scandal which now dogs the pontiff on his travels."

"A group calling itself the NoToPope Coalition has already announced plans to hand out condoms to pilgrims as part of protests against the pope's opposition to contraception, homosexuality and abortion."

"The coalition, which brings together Christians, atheists and gay groups, has said it will defy the new regulations to get across its message that opposing condom use condemned thousands of people to dying of AIDS."

I must say i chose not to go to sydney (for i had the chance), but i really want a t-shirt reading" The Pope touched me Down Under"

P.S. i did not properly quote this and work cite it right. please dont sue. I do have the link to the article and i wrote none of it. 

GO GREEN!

PLEASE PLEASE THINK OF THE PLANET. IT IS SUPOSE TO END IN FOUR SHORT YEARS. I WOULD LIKE IT TO END THEN, NOT SOONER THAN EXPECTED

Writing a Book

My Experances With People Prove I Hate Them...

is the title of the book i shall be writing. Now i figured most of it out; i write about an experance with people. I then write my thoughts/sarcastic remarks/feelings/opinions/facts on the issue at hand. The whole book should be self-explanitory and prove the title to be true. every now and then maybe i will write a story up here as a taste for me new book. 

GO GREEN!

PLEASE PLEASE THINK OF THE PLANET. IT IS SUPOSE TO END IN FOUR SHORT YEARS. I WOULD LIKE IT TO END THEN, NOT SOONER THAN EXPECTED

Cold...Shower

In attempt to go greener, i have a goal. Take a 5minute shower without neglecting my normal hygein paterns. I took a 9minute shower. I came up just as clean as i would with my normal showers. Usually i take abotu a 15-20min shower. I saved 5minutes and what i am guesstamating as 20gallons of water.

-On top of that i took a chilly shower as well. everyday i take a blazing hot shower. The water is so hot, it pratically burns my skin. Well today i took a warm shower. not hot nor cold. warm. Heres my tip to you if you decide to take a colder shower: close the door and windows if they are not aleady closed. It traps the steam in the almighty bathroom. Once you get out it is not quite as chilly and easier to ajust to. 

-To add to that, i will no longer dry my hair with a dry or stairghten it (i will straighten it occassionally but eliminate it out of my habits). By not using that electricity just think of the energy i am saving. everylittle bit helps. 

GO GREEN!

(I AM GOING TO SIGN EVERY POST WITH THIS)

PLEASE PLEASE THINK OF THE PLANET. IT IS SUPOSE TO END IN FOUR SHORT YEARS. I WOULD LIKE IT TO END THEN, NOT SOONER THAN EXPECTED

Going Green

This week i am going green from here on out. I realize i can not stop doing everything un-green in one day. it will take some time, but i am doing a little at a time. A small effort is still effort. Every week i plan to have a Green Goal. From the rest of this week(its thursday) and all of next week i am not going to buy/use any more BOTTLED water. I have many that i bought already. now not drinking them does seem wasteful - logically. So i will drink my way through those...not greedly however...but i will get through them. I plan to not buy them for some time. I shall buy, although, i think i pocess a few already, and carrying a reusable container. 

My inspiration for this all: Tom Anderson

Click It...i know you want to. 

And hey use a bike or walk, much more green. 

Here is a list of sites for you to go on to help make you greener. 

- For junk mail: magizines, for credit cards, National Do Not Mail List

- Try cutting your shower time. Take one shower a day, not two. Take a cold or at least coldER than normal shower. attempt to wash your clothes in cold water and if tis a nice day out, go dry your clothes on the line outside. Cut out the energy used by the dryer. 

-turn your lights off when you leave the room. Turn off all the lights when leaving your house, use your common sense and turn your TV off too. 

-if its not on, does not mean it is not using electricity, it is just using less. If it is not needed, go unplug it, i garantee it will nto hurt unless you are a moron. 

-before you open the frig, plan what you want out of it and think of were it is. Thus cuttign the time you have the door to the frig open. Think of that energy!

- last but not least click HERE or HERE 

PLEASE PLEASE THINK OF THE PLANET. IT IS SUPOSE TO END IN FOUR SHORT YEARS. I WOULD LIKE IT TO END THEN, NOT SOONER THAN EXPECTED. 

Going to Go Get Balloons as You Read This

Can you imagine some guy going 90 mph on the interstate with these balloons trailing a few yards behind him? 


Instructions for a fun time on the interstate............... 

Step 1. Tie balloons to car. 
Step 2. Drive like a bat out of hell.... 
Step 3. Watch people freak out!!!! 

Funny or Unfortunate?

This Tickled Me

Daria: can you not see this as Fr. Carlin, Fr. Steve and Sister Denise
 
Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. 

 They were determined to make this a real vacation 
 
 by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. 
 
 As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc. 

The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their 'tourist' garb. 

They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a 'drop dead gorgeous' blonde in a topless bikini came walking straight towards them. 
 
 They couldn't help but stare. 
 
 As the blonde passed them she smiled and said 'Good Morning, Father ~ Good Morning, Father,' nodding and addressing each of them individually, then she passed on by. 

 They were both stunned. 

 How in the world did she know they were priests? 

So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. 

 These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them!
 
Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. 

After a little while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a different colored topless bikini, 
 taking her sweet time, came walking toward them.
 
Again she nodded at each of them, said 'Good morning, Father ~ Good morning, Father,' 
 and started to walk away. 

 One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, 'Just a minute, young lady.’

 'Yes, Father?' 

'We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world do you know we are priests, dressed as we are?' 

She replied, ‘Father Tom and Father john, it's me, Sister Kathleen.'

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First go to: Kathleen Madigan on Larry King

Second go to: Lewis Black interviewed on Larry King

Something tells me you (daria) missed last Sunday's In Plain Sight...clicky here!

You are hopeless. 

He's My Kind of Man

Here are some quotes by a famous man... 

'The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'

'I have wondered at times about what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress.'

'The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program.'

'It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first.'

'If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under.'

'Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.'

'Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed, there are many rewards; if you disgrace yourself, you can always write a book.'




Ronald Ragen

said everyone of these quotes. 

Comics...Again

Coldplay

Coldplay Viva La Vida Lyrics 
Songwriters: N/A
I used to rule the world 
Seas would rise when I gave the word 
Now in the morning I sleep alone 
Sweep the streets I used to own 

I used to roll the dice 
Feel the fear in my enemies eyes 
Listen as the crowd would sing: 
"Now the old king is dead, long live the king!" 

One minute I held the key 
Next the walls were closed on me 
And I discovered that my castles stand 
Upon pillars of salt, and pillars of sand 

I hear Jerusalem bells a ringing 
Roman cavalry choirs are singing 
Be my mirror, my sword, my shield 
My missionaries in a foreign field 
For some reason I can't explain 
Once you go there was never, never an honest word 
That was when I ruled the world 

It was the wicked and wild win 
Blew down the doors to let me in 
Shattered windows and the sound of drums 
People couldn't believe what I'd become 

Revolutionaries wait 
For my head on a silver plate 
Just a puppet on a lonely string (Ooooh) 
Ah, who would ever want to be king? 

I hear Jerusalem bells a ringing 
Roman cavalry choirs are singing 
Be my mirror, my sword, and shield 
My missionaries in a foreign field 
For some reason I can't explain 
I know Saint Peter won't call my name 
Never an honest word 
But that was when I ruled the world 

Ooooh Ooooh Ooooh Ooooh Ooooh 
(repeat with chorus) 

I hear Jerusalem bells a ringing 
Roman cavalry choirs are singing 
Be my mirror, my sword, my shield 
My missionaries in a foreign field 
For some reason I can't explain 
I know Saint Peter won't call my name 
Never an honest word 
But that was when I ruled the world 
Oooooooh Oooooooh Oooooooh 

My note: this band is freaking amazing. A litte softrock happening, which i can only tolerate for so long, but nonetheless they are great. Meaningful lyrics that describe how i was feeling about 5minutes ago, but i am all better knowing that at least one person far far away has felt poopy like I. 3 Doors Down is a similar band, meaningful lyrics but again softrock. However, no matter what main genre you are into its fantastic to mix it up a bit; so not to get tied of one. 

Funny Comics

My Thoughts...

People suck.  

Daria...You of All People Should Love This One

BLONDE LOGIC
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?'
The other blonde turns and says 'Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????'

CAR TROUBLE
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, 'What's the story?'
He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor'
She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'

SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!'

RIVER WALK
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. 'Yoo-hoo!' she shouts, 'How can I get to the other side?'
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, 'You ARE on the other side.'

AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
'Impossible!' says the doctor. 'Show me.'
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed;
likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, 'You're not really a redhead, are you?
'Well, no' she said, 'I'm actually a blonde.'
'I thought so,' the doctor said. 'Your finger is broken.'

KNITTING
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, 'PULL OVER!'
'NO!' the blonde yelled back, 'IT'S A SCARF!'

BLONDE ON THE SUN
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one d ay. The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!'
The American said, 'We were the first on the moon!'
The Blonde said, 'So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!'
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. 'You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!' said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, 'We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!'

IN A VACUUM
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, 'If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?'
She thought for a time and then asked, 'Is it on or off?'

FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?'
'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' answered the blond. 'They're watch dogs' !!

Emails

 Mens Bathroom Wall Mural

Edge Designs is a women-run company that designs interior office space.

They had a recent opportunity to do an office project in NYC. The client allowed the women of this company a free hand in all design aspects. The client was a company that was also run by women execs.The result...

We all know that men don't talk ... look at each other....or laugh much in the restroom....The men's room is a serious and quiet place............But now ...with the addition of one mural on the wall........

More Emails

http://www.paulsadowski.com/birthday.asp

God I Love Spam Emails

This is an actual letter from an Austin woman sent to American company
Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine products. She really gets
rolling after the first paragraph. It's PC Magazine's 2007 editors'
choice for best webmail-award-winning letter.

Dear Mr. Thatcher,

     I have been a loyal user of your 'Always' maxi pads for over 20 years
and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core
or Dri-Weave absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa
dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach
in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your
revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough
to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell
you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16
in my pants.

     Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? I'm guessing you
haven't. Well, my time of the month is starting right now. As I type, I
can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just
a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I'll be transformed into
what my husband likes to call 'an inbred hillbilly with knife skills.'
Isn't the human body amazing?

     As Brand Manager in the Feminine-Hygiene Division, you've no doubt seen
quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your customer's
monthly visits from 'Aunt Flo'. Therefore, you must know about the
bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about our intense mood
swings, crying jags, and out-of-control behavior. You surely realize
it's a tough time for most women.

     The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that America is just
crawling with homicidal maniacs in Capri pants... Which brings me to the
reason for my letter. Last month, while in the throes of cramping so
painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus, I
opened an Always maxi-pad, and there, printed on the adhesive backing,
were these words: 'Have a Happy Period.'

     Are you kidding me? What I mean is, does any part of your tiny
middle-manager brain really think happiness - actual smiling, laughing
happiness, is possible during a menstrual period? Did anything mentioned
above sound the least bit pleasurable? Well, did it, James? FYI, unless
you're some kind of sick S&M freak, there will never be anything 'happy'
about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on Motrin and Kahlua
and lock yourself in your house just so you don't march down to the
local Walgreen's armed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy plan to end
your life in a blaze of glory.

     For the love of God, pull your head out, man! If you have to slap a
moronic message on a maxi pad, wouldn't it make more sense to say
something that's actually pertinent, like 'Put down the Hammer' or
'Vehicular Manslaughter is Wrong',

     Sir, please inform your Accounting Department that, effective
immediately, there will be an $8 drop in monthly profits, for I have
chosen to take my maxi-pad business elsewhere. And though I will
certainly miss your Flex-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your
brand of condescending bullshit. And that's a promise I will keep.

Always.
Best,
Wendi Aarons
Austin , TX

Ice Cream

pic of what ice cream trucks look like in Michigan. :) Where's Scooby?

Cheating Husbands...

I Have a Few Corrections

 - Daria you have no idea how to ride a horse. No, no you do not. Stop saying you do, you dont.
 - Daria do you really think i would put that much time into conspiring against you? George Bush...maybe. You, no. Darling, its called karma. Whenever i happen to be needing to tell you something very important, you never anwser your phone. Now when you are bored i was accually busy. Karma.
 - Daria the gay community hates you. You are offensive.
 - Daria you are against little people. The hate you too.
 - Daria i got Monty Python and the Holy Grail     and Airheads. Burning Airheads as i post this.
 - Daria, no i have not heard those songs, but have you ever heard Spring Time for Hitler? no, no you have not. Lets call it even.
 - Daria When you talk for 5+ minutes on my VOICEMAIL, you know you have a problem. Just think it came from the psycologist-to-be!
 - And last but not least - Daria did you not notice how all of my "corrections" start (and involve) you?

I Got This in an E-Mail and It Cracked Me Up

A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The girl, who was reading a book, closed it slowly and said to the guy, "What would you like to talk about?"

Oh, I don't know," said the guy. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff... grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

The guy thought about it and said, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the girl replied, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"

No Need For Words...

Boredom: A Great Blogging Motivater

<--Maggie
Daria posted a picture of her dog. Then i felt bad that my dog did not have its face know to the internet community. This is Maggie.
And this is a accuall picture of a prom dress...
And i poop in this. It will not let me for the love of god (or satan in daria's case). Use your imagination.

Random Thoughts to Share

      It is 10:46pm here. i am tired and sore. However, there is the nagging thought in the back of my mind to blog. I blame the British.
      So for the next 10minutes or so i am going to write down whatever pops in my mind.

Tunak Tunak Tun, Jump Around, Daria never reading my blog unless forced, Maggie, Adam, Candles, Fire, Church, Chirs, Imitate, Peanut Butter, Meatloaf, Paint it Black, Apple Jack, Tatar Salad, Bars, Bar Hopping, Brown, Carpet, Paper, Pens, Lawn Mowers, Grass, Newton, Motion, Sir Isaac Newton, Alexander Pope, The Da Vinci Code, Plagiarism, Death, Mary Magdalin, France, Blood, Prostitutes, Jesus, Holy Blood, Satan, 20$ bill, Next Door Neighbors, Brutus, Music, Noise, Royalty, Larry King, Drinking and Not Driving, Reading, Books, Libraries, Friends, Food. 

Cracked Me Up

A float in a German parade....
SO, you think the world isn't watching the fiasco in the USA?

You Cause My Anger

You know i am quite angery at anyone who sees this post. NO one leaves a damn comment! how am i supose to work like this??? and daria never posts anything for me to read! And Daria if you ever read this...call me; i will need to document a day you finially read my blog!

Influenza

I seem to have fallen ill.

First. Scary. Shocking.

This is my frist post (just a hint incase you can not count).                                                              Now is this a picture. If you do not grasp the whole consept with it....please do not continue to read my posts. And i will tell you why; Chances are you will not enjoy this picture at all. Then being annoying like you are, you will post a comment about how you  do not like it. Then it shall piss me off. In the end it will turn out as you being an angery annoying dumbass at that you are and me being a pissed off bitter person that i am. cherro!